My Day.
I just learned that it is a federal offense to send a false “Mayday” distress call three times in a row without cause.
(A little like calling for “Beetlejuice,” I suppose…).
Anyway, I’m not risking it. Not today.
I wanted to wake up this morning feeling like this:
But instead, I feel like this:
Proof positive once again that I was born into the wrong century as I am clearly the girl in the foreground with the “what the ____?” look on her face wanting to slam a tetherball around that blasted pole.
And as I type these words the Positive Thinking app on my iPhone has chimed the same quote it has been stuck on for over a week now:
“Happy thoughts attract happy people into your life.”
Mayday!
🙂
(Last two photos courtesy of Wikimedia Commons – click photos for direct link)